when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"
The Wild Thornberrys
Marianne Thornberry by Tascha Dearing
Nigel Thornberry by Joshua Walker
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
Anonymous said: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?
life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated
ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is
when you look into the mirror after a day at school
i want a sugar mama in my life
not what i had in mind but she will do
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